Plot twist: Dan Humphrey is -A

Princess coffee break. #work #princess #coffee

I can’t believe I hadn’t made this post already, but I saw Obvious Child just over a week ago and it is legit the best film I have ever seen and my new life goal is to make everyone I’ve ever met watch it. 

“I’ve always wanted not to give a fuck. While crying helplessly into my pillow for no good reason, I would often fantasize that maybe someday I could be one of those stoic badasses whose emotions are mostly comprised of rock music and not being afraid of things.”
— Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half (via quoted-books)

(via pickyourheartupoffthefloor)


Just look at her.
“And remember to do self care and all that other tumblr stuff.”
— My Husband (who says he doesn’t get tumblr, but clearly does)



opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(via metriculous)